Christmas Jokes

- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
- No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

- Knock, knock
- Who's there?
- Mary & Abby
- Mary & Abby who?
- Mary Christmas & Abby New Year.

- Knock! Knock!
- Who's there?
- Arthur!
- Arthur who?
- Arthur any mince pies left?!

- Why was Santa's helper feeling blue?
- He had low elf esteem.

Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas - I have felt your presents"

- Doctor, doctor, my problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it?
- Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.